the past

(this was what i chanced upon when i was looking through my previous posts and felt the need to re-post this because, you'll see... (: its around one and a half years ago (10/07/08) in a certain com lab in vj. we were all doing PW but got bored by it.)

ATTENTION ALL READERS

Howdy =)

This is the 140th post of this blog and its not gonna be written by your usual blogger. This is her best PW mate doing the honours as the guest blogger. You may or may not know me but who gives a f***ing care. (I was acrimoniously censored by your usual blogger)

Ok, lets blog about results.

I did amazingly well in the recent VJC promos 2008 and i attained a whopping 4Es and 1C. Which, for the record, brings me to the top 5 of the class. Counting from the bottom. In fact, i've been so impressive that i scored 45 for both my sciences. In case you are still living in your lil secondary schl bubbly life, 45 is a pass. yes really.

So, actually your usual blogger shldn't have the right (or the left) to rant about her even more amazing results but since what done cannot be undone, i can do nothing about it, even for my superior standards.

Being the all-important treasurer of the 08s54 class, i feel the need to say something about this truly fantastic class. We have people listening to my ipod while PWing and he is stuck with one portion for more than 20 hrs. We have a mythical character, otherwise known as THE harry potter, who goes 'sith' and 'aiyo' every now and then. Apart from that, you can witness the biggest loser ever to walk on the face of this earth.

I'm not gonna tell you his name is WenKai.

There are more colorful characters, such as your usual blogger who can remain silent for the longest period of time ever. We coincidentally have the main actress from the movie "Scream" which was screened a few decades ago if you happen to have a life and do go to the theatre now and then. We too have a female wang fei hong who loves to swing her disgustingly plaited pigtail in which the qing officials would be proud of.

Not to forget the choir shit. We have an econs god, which i am striving to defeat soon. (I am currently around 40 marks behind him in Econs, physics, chem and maths)
Did i mention gp? yea tt too.

Oh we have 2 Cbs in the class. One of them, unluckily, has tt as his name (haha sucks to be you) and the other, a really really reallly midgety(midget, get it?!) CB(cute boy) who is also harry's love rival. (cedric diggory, you noob) To fight against the 2 cbs, we have a superhero who is faster than flash. We call him TIM.

Then, we have the Delta Devils who are the anti-thesis of Charlie's angels. Not only are they short, they are so not hot!
Nah i' m joking. You shld have seen the faces of the guys when they saw these 3 lovely ladies, it was disturbing. But they are nice people of course, in terms of their characters. Lookswise, they are comparable to your usual blogger, the main actress from "Scream!" and the female Wong Fei Hong.

For the benefit of the loser who is listening to my ipod doing his 21hrs pw, the delta devils AKA, L.Y.S, S. HOLE, and T.L.X (who also tagged me in some shit crap quiz) form the noisiest grp of people in our class.

Not to forget the brilliant representatives of the Olympics this year from the country who brought you the melamined-milk, 08s54 indeed is a colorful class.

Full of weirdos and losers.
What a sad life i live in.

Luckily, yours truly is perfectly normal and in fact, is an exceptional talent who can blossom in any crap environment. This post is getting too long and straining and i believe those strange creatures from 08s54 will read this soon.

I have to go.

Au Revoir.

This will not be the last of me.

Your truly,
Singapore Brad Pitt


(this was posted on the same day, but was requested by SBP to post it any time i liked but i conveniently forgot to post it, so since i chanced upon the post above, i decided to post this NOW, one and a half years later. )

ATTENTION AGAIN READERS

Howdy, i told you noobs you haven seen the last of me.

To commemorate the 141th post, i've decided to pool in another of your usual blogger's PW mate. Yea, one of the CBs who is harry's love rival. Refer to page 73-178 of Harry Potter and the order of phoenix.

I have gone the extremes to invite this honorable guest to guest blog my guest blog of this blog.

Confused? So am I.

Ok SBP --> Singapore Brad Pitt
CB --> Cuteboy

SBP: Pleasant aftnoon, what have we got here today?

CB: Greeting beings, my fellow comrade, finally we have invaded this blog. I was totally dumbfounded or to use one of ur term, fabregasted by your initial post and i'm totally honoured to be able to do this.

SBP: I knew that, people admire me all the time. Now cut the crap and speak your mind.

CB: Your usual blogger is currently unable to retaliate against us so you lousy readers will have to bear (as in pooh bear) with us.

SBP: You are totally useless and beating about the bush, george bush. Now lets get down to serious business: the true reasons of the successes of 08s54.

CB: Well, you are the main driving force of the clas...

SBP: No stop, u ass. Cut the compliments. Say what you need.

CB: ................................ somewhere around 3rd january 2008, tuesday, 1142 and 23 seconds. Rainy........................

In a certain container class, we met up in our yucky secondary school costumes. Your usual blogger was in her country-which-brought-you-melamined-milk disgusting uniform which would have made a blind man go blinder. Female WFH was in her blue carpet and her father's tie which any man and his dog would vomit at the sight of it.
Yea, so SBP and his dog, myself could not fight nature and we vomited.
Thankfully, the communist schl reps which includes the loser who did the 21 hrs pw, the econs god and the main actress from "scream" helped to cleared the mess. Using their limited edition uniforms.

SBP: Ok thats all for today, i hate people who reminisce so f***ing much. Lets talk to the future.

CB: alright, you asked me here and you chased me away. Thanks alot.

**CB proceeds to walk out of the room**

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As you can see, my class is totally full of weirdos. I wanted him to guest blog for my guest blog and he speaks of such nonsense. Perhaps we have to look at the root of the problem. This class is screwed. And i love it this way.

Aww what a wonderful class

(well, as you can see, the post is not finished because they got tired of 'guest-blogging' AND PW, which explains the B we obtained. sobs and none of it is my fault.

oh my, i miss those times. and so much happened since. haha. 08s54 still rocks:) )